your family's favorite christmas movie.
what's mine: national lampoon's christmas vacation.
the older you get, the more you catch the little things, and the funnier it gets. another perk to watching it every year: memorizing the lines and sharing them with fellow christmas vacation lovers.
"our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name....and forgive MY HUSBAND, he knows not what he does."
"she'll see it later, clark. her eyes are frozen."
"that there is an R.V...now don't you go gettin attached to it, cuz we're takin it with us when we leave here next month."
"do you hear it? it's a funny squeaky sound!"-"bethany, you couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglyceride plant."
--"shh, quiet... I hear it too"
"welcome to our home--what's left of it"some of my other favorite's not accompanied by photos:
"at least you don't have to share a bed with your brother. do you know how twisted that is?? i have nightmares about what he does in his sleep when i'm not lying right next to him."
"aunt bethany, you shouldn't have!"
-"oh dear, did i break wind?"
--"geeze, bethany did the whole room clear out? she means the presents!"
"aunt bethany, would you like to say grace?"
-"grace?? she passed away 20 years ago!"
--"no, no, they want you to say grace! the BLE-SSING!"
"and why is the carpet all wet, TODD?"
"i don't knoww, MARGOT!"
"hey griswald, what you gonna do with a tree that size?"
-"bend over and i'll show you"
"hey you got a lotta nerve talkin to me like that!"
-"i wasn't talking to you!"
if you get it, you're probably laughing.
merry christmas! s****er was full!
make sure to laugh, and stay tuned for more!
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